Live14agents running136positions heldForward test

The desk,
in the open.

17 strategies run side by side on live market data. Every rule they check, every token they refuse and every trade they close is written down and published here — the losses with the rest.

The strategies on the board are test configurations and the numbers they produce are provisional — calibration is ongoing.

Decisions · last 96h: 2,453,836
Tokens vetted: 2,732+
Refused per signal: 294:1
Trades closed: 2,755
Median hold: 21m
Median trade: −7.5%

deciding, right nowFull tape ↓

16:01:52MARIOheld long enough — closing on time (1.01 vs 3)
16:01:52Orusheld long enough — closing on time (1.44 vs 3)
16:01:52XPONSheld long enough — closing on time (0.16 vs 3)

Live tradesLive

closedMARIO+239.4%25m

closedMARIOBROS−17.9%25m

closedSUSHISTOCK−81.9%3.1h

closedMARIO−29.7%25m

closedFLY+164.1%25m

closedXPONS−84.8%21m

closedZFORGE+68.6%25m

closedMARIO+232.6%25m

closedZFORGE+68.6%25m

closedTENEV+16.3%25m

closedOrus−53.6%25m

closedGAY−95.1%1.1h

closedTENEV+16.3%25m

closedRH−41.5%1.1h

closedOrus+40.1%21m

closedFLY+156.6%25m

closedXPONS−84.8%21m

closedpaint−78.5%1.2h

closedMARIOBROS−13.6%25m

closedROBINCOIN−57.1%21m

closedEXP−96.0%1.2h

closedMARIO+247.4%25m

closedOrus+40.1%21m

closedROBINCOIN−64.4%20m

closedIOU-NOTHING−100.0%1.3h

01 / The book

Marked to every close,
including the bad ones.

One point per closed trade. These trades never shared a wallet, so the line is what a single 12 ETH book would have done taking every one of them — 12 ETH because the most this desk ever had deployed at once was 10.74. Every exit is marked at the quoted price, never at a fill.

The book

05 Sept, 23:34 → 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC

The book now

1,085

started at 1,000

+1.017 ETH on 70.18 ETH staked across 2,755 trades.

Worst point: 707
Return on capital: +1.45%
Median trade: −7.5%
Win rate: 42.4%

Where the returns sit

26%

15%

17%

≤ −50%

−50 to −25

−25 to −10

−10 to 0

0 to +25

+25 to +100

+100 to +300

> +300%

1,538 of 2,755 trades closed down, most of them badly. The book is carried by the right-hand tail — the few that were left alone to run.

Best exits

best first

Token	Strategy	Held	ETH	Result
XCOINS 10 Sept, 11:15 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	11m	+0.1115	+557.4%
ARHD 09 Sept, 14:41 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	20m	+0.1073	+536.3%
FAT 08 Sept, 08:32 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	7m	+0.0962	+481.2%
MARIO 10 Sept, 14:37 UTC	Launch L3 Hold60	22m	+0.0859	+429.4%
Hoper 09 Sept, 08:23 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	11m	+0.0845	+422.5%
haMSTR 08 Sept, 10:04 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	13m	+0.0822	+411.2%
ELIZABAO 08 Sept, 16:13 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	18m	+0.0809	+404.6%
p(doom) 09 Sept, 16:43 UTC	Launch L2 TP5x	13m	+0.0806	+403.1%

02 / Live

Watch it
make up its mind.

The live decision log, straight from the engine. Identical consecutive refusals are collapsed — a standing no is one line, not two hundred.

Decision tape

UTC

scan reading the chain for anything new

filter the token itself — supply, holders, taxes, age

chart the price — how deep the dip, and how long ago

signal every rule met; an entry is on the table

monitor a held position, and whether its exits are met

streaming · every 8s

16:01:52monitorMARIOheld long enough — closing on time (1.01 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorOrusheld long enough — closing on time (1.44 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorXPONSheld long enough — closing on time (0.16 vs 3)
16:01:52monitor2 tokensholding — no exit condition met (1.00 vs 3)×2
16:01:52monitorPLORholding — no exit condition met (0.43 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorROBINCOINheld long enough — closing on time (1.00 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorMARIOheld long enough — closing on time (3.26 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorMARIOBROSheld long enough — closing on time (0.84 vs 3)
16:01:52monitorMachiholding — no exit condition met (1.06 vs 3)
16:01:52monitor—the exit failed too many times
16:01:52execute3 tokensno reason recorded×3
16:01:52signalPOOLEDevery rule met — an entry is on the table (21.70 vs 5)
16:01:52signalLassoevery rule met — an entry is on the table (6.12 vs 5)
16:01:52signalMachievery rule met — an entry is on the table (6.44 vs 5)
16:01:52chartPOOLEDcleared this stage (21.70 vs 5)
16:01:52chartLassocleared this stage (6.12 vs 5)
16:01:52chartMachicleared this stage (6.44 vs 5)
16:01:52chartMONGdip too deep (66.43 vs 30)
16:01:52chartPONSMARKETdip too deep (91.55 vs 30)
16:01:52chartNeildip too deep (94.51 vs 30)
16:01:52chartGAYdip too deep (34.66 vs 30)
16:01:52chartASTROIDdip too deep (94.52 vs 30)
16:01:52chartPEGdip too deep (91.85 vs 30)
16:01:52chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (0.72 vs 5)
16:01:52chartFARMINGCROPNFTdip too deep (31.94 vs 30)
16:01:52chartDAISYthe dip never went deep enough (3.23 vs 5)
16:01:52chartNVDAdip too deep (31.68 vs 30)
16:01:52chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (-0.37 vs 5)
16:01:52chartMARIOdip too deep (60.68 vs 30)
16:01:52chartTHWAYdip too deep (42.81 vs 30)
16:01:52chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (1.44 vs 5)
16:01:52chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (0.59 vs 5)
16:01:52chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (1.20 vs 5)
16:01:52watchlistLLMAIalready seen, already decided
16:01:52filterNOTEdex not allowed
16:01:52filterCMElisted too long ago (62.78 vs 1)
16:01:52filterAMDlisted too long ago (1,673 vs 1)
16:01:52filterTSMlisted too long ago (908.07 vs 1)
16:01:52filterUSDedex not allowed
16:01:52filterBABAlisted too long ago (231.95 vs 1)
16:01:52filterRBLTlisted too long ago (43.07 vs 1)
16:01:52filterPARElisted too long ago (184.43 vs 1)
16:01:52filterPROLOGUElisted too long ago (575.15 vs 1)
16:01:52filterHOTlisted too long ago (255.98 vs 1)
16:01:52filterCRCLlisted too long ago (646.86 vs 1)
16:01:52filterROUTElisted too long ago (69.66 vs 1)
16:01:52filterCOINlisted too long ago (1,643 vs 1)
16:01:52filterCOSTlisted too long ago (1,192 vs 1)
16:01:52filterPLTRlisted too long ago (1,464 vs 1)
16:01:52filterRDDTlisted too long ago (1,848 vs 1)
16:01:52filterAMZNlisted too long ago (1,234 vs 1)
16:01:52filterUSOlisted too long ago (1,326 vs 1)
16:01:52filterIndexlisted too long ago (1,669 vs 1)
16:01:52filterBUNlisted too long ago (192.41 vs 1)
16:01:52filterNOVAAIlisted too long ago (543.29 vs 1)
16:01:52filterMETAlisted too long ago (1,468 vs 1)
16:01:52filterSGOVlisted too long ago (1,225 vs 1)
16:01:52filterSNDKlisted too long ago (857.99 vs 1)
16:01:52filter2 tokenslisted too long ago (1,848 vs 1)×2
16:01:52filterMSTRlisted too long ago (636.72 vs 1)
16:01:52filterSNAPlisted too long ago (212.40 vs 1)
16:01:52filterGMElisted too long ago (1,848 vs 1)
16:01:52filterMSFTlisted too long ago (1,300 vs 1)
16:01:52filterMUdex not allowed
16:01:52filterZZZlisted too long ago (136.11 vs 1)
16:01:52filterGOOGLlisted too long ago (1,482 vs 1)
16:01:52filterAAPLlisted too long ago (1,504 vs 1)
16:01:52filterSPACEXlisted too long ago (1,391 vs 1)
16:01:52filterSPYlisted too long ago (1,400 vs 1)
16:01:52filterNVDAlisted too long ago (1,229 vs 1)
16:01:52filter11 tokensdex not allowed×11
16:01:52filterMARIOinsiders hold too much (60.45 vs 60)
16:01:52filter14 tokensdex not allowed×23
16:01:52filterPATIENCEthe deployer still holds too much (44.55 vs 30)
16:01:52filter11 tokensdex not allowed×12
16:01:52filterATTENTIONtoo new to read (0.07 vs 0.08)
16:01:52filter10 tokensdex not allowed×10
16:01:52filterFOMOtoo new to read (0.03 vs 0.08)
16:01:52filterYGcashdex not allowed
16:01:52filterBUSTEDtoo new to read (0.02 vs 0.08)
16:01:52filter11 tokensdex not allowed×28
16:01:52scan—cycle noted
16:01:30monitorSUSHISTOCKheld long enough — closing on time (0.18 vs 1.80)
16:01:30monitor24Kholding — no exit condition met (0.59 vs 1.80)
16:01:30chartCUPcleared this stage (85.12 vs 75)
16:01:30chartBRIANcleared this stage (92.46 vs 75)
16:01:30chartCLUBYthe dip never went deep enough (56.06 vs 75)
16:01:30chartMIDORIthe dip never went deep enough (30.02 vs 75)
16:01:30chartOrusthe dip never went deep enough (61.69 vs 75)
16:01:30chartMONGthe dip never went deep enough (66.43 vs 75)
16:01:30chartMARIOthe dip came too fast after the high (2.95 vs 5)
16:01:30watchlist3 tokensalready seen, already decided×3
16:01:30launch_mcap3 tokensit launched at too high a market cap×3
16:01:30filterSLVnot enough volume behind it (843,141 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHOTDOGlisted too long ago (187.92 vs 24)
16:01:30filterNOTEmissing age
16:01:30filterCMElisted too long ago (62.78 vs 24)
16:01:30filterAMDnot enough volume behind it (748,926 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTSMlisted too long ago (908.07 vs 24)
16:01:30filterUSDelisted too long ago (2,193 vs 24)
16:01:30filterBABAnot enough volume behind it (891,922 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRBLTnot enough volume behind it (123,771 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPARElisted too long ago (184.43 vs 24)
16:01:30filterPROLOGUElisted too long ago (575.15 vs 24)
16:01:30filterROUTElisted too long ago (69.66 vs 24)
16:01:30filterCOINlisted too long ago (1,643 vs 24)
16:01:30filterCOSTlisted too long ago (1,192 vs 24)
16:01:30filterPLTRlisted too long ago (1,464 vs 24)
16:01:30filterRDDTlisted too long ago (1,848 vs 24)
16:01:30filterAMZNlisted too long ago (1,234 vs 24)
16:01:30filterUSOlisted too long ago (1,326 vs 24)
16:01:30filterIndexlisted too long ago (1,669 vs 24)
16:01:30filterBUNlisted too long ago (192.41 vs 24)
16:01:30filterNOVAAIlisted too long ago (543.29 vs 24)
16:01:30filterMETAlisted too long ago (1,468 vs 24)
16:01:30filterSNDKlisted too long ago (857.99 vs 24)
16:01:30filter2 tokenslisted too long ago (1,848 vs 24)×2
16:01:30filterMSTRlisted too long ago (636.72 vs 24)
16:01:30filterSNAPlisted too long ago (212.40 vs 24)
16:01:30filterGMElisted too long ago (1,848 vs 24)
16:01:30filterMSFTlisted too long ago (1,300 vs 24)
16:01:30filterMUlisted too long ago (1,537 vs 24)
16:01:30filterZZZlisted too long ago (136.11 vs 24)
16:01:30filterGOOGLlisted too long ago (1,482 vs 24)
16:01:30filterSPACEXlisted too long ago (1,391 vs 24)
16:01:30filterSPYlisted too long ago (1,400 vs 24)
16:01:30filterp(doom)market cap under the floor (23,523 vs 30,000)
16:01:30filterSSEEDnot enough volume behind it (510,876 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTCORGIlow total fees (209.50 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterREFRACTnot enough volume behind it (199,880 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterdoomnot enough volume behind it (375,448 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSCRIPnot enough volume behind it (42,507 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTOKENnot enough volume behind it (73,372 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMBGnot enough volume behind it (3,368 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterROARnot enough volume behind it (42,205 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRialtonot enough volume behind it (265,528 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHEYnot enough volume behind it (477,226 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterGALXnot enough volume behind it (544,893 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterAFTERnot enough volume behind it (974,441 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHORSTnot enough volume behind it (509,000 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterBURNTESTnot enough volume behind it (240,402 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRFACTlow total fees (140.00 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterDCAnot enough volume behind it (109,741 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMVCnot enough volume behind it (128,714 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterKERMITnot enough volume behind it (827,709 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterVIGnot enough volume behind it (172,845 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHOPCATnot enough volume behind it (42,908 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPYREnot enough volume behind it (613,938 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCLUBYmarket cap under the floor (16,449 vs 30,000)
16:01:30filterFOLIOnot enough volume behind it (79,138 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCLAWNCHtoo much supply in bundler wallets (48.95 vs 40)
16:01:30filterROBINARYnot enough volume behind it (45,702 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSTYXnot enough volume behind it (491,262 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFUCKnot enough volume behind it (296,717 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSIHnot enough volume behind it (770,248 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterBUBUnot enough volume behind it (16,871 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filter$COVEnot enough volume behind it (7,897 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterDUOit cannot be sold — honeypot
16:01:30filterSIGNALnot enough volume behind it (97,810 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterAGIlow total fees (313.11 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterIRAlow total fees (139.16 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterORBITnot enough volume behind it (555,429 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterUPnot enough volume behind it (100,168 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTNGSnot enough volume behind it (9,628 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterLUCYnot enough volume behind it (114,115 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCATKnot enough volume behind it (275,036 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFLYtoo much supply in bundler wallets (54.21 vs 40)
16:01:30filterLOCKHEEDINUnot enough volume behind it (25,034 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSTOCK402not enough volume behind it (59,177 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSTOKEnot enough volume behind it (107,787 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPENNYnot enough volume behind it (356,796 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPENNYnot enough volume behind it (4,800 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterBRIANlow total fees (921.29 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterRETIREnot enough volume behind it (112,604 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSHROOMnot enough volume behind it (176,827 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSleepCoinnot enough volume behind it (725,076 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCYBERBEERnot enough volume behind it (769,172 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHIGHERnot enough volume behind it (565,583 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterORBITnot enough volume behind it (10,884 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterND4not enough volume behind it (74,451 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterUnicoinmissing age
16:01:30filterZEDnot enough volume behind it (148,823 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterXCORPnot enough volume behind it (148,820 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterATTNnot enough volume behind it (58,631 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTENEVnot enough volume behind it (703,573 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterElonmarket cap under the floor (16,023 vs 30,000)
16:01:30filterHOPCATnot enough volume behind it (14,334 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRobindogeit cannot be sold — honeypot
16:01:30filterMANATEEnot enough volume behind it (655,096 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSEEKHOODnot enough volume behind it (108,665 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTNTRit cannot be sold — honeypot
16:01:30filterZenoCoinnot enough volume behind it (655,465 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMEOWSHInot enough volume behind it (556,795 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterLassonot enough volume behind it (395,692 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMONOPOLYnot enough volume behind it (8,247 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCHRnot enough volume behind it (179,523 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterVLADIATORnot enough volume behind it (193,058 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRFXnot enough volume behind it (592,610 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterZenoCoinnot enough volume behind it (603,584 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterkirknot enough volume behind it (482,093 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterZenoCoinnot enough volume behind it (691,171 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterLLMAInot enough volume behind it (170,327 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTOMOnot enough volume behind it (144,038 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterANYnot enough volume behind it (483,168 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOtoo much supply in bundler wallets (46.96 vs 40)
16:01:30filterSPACESHIPnot enough volume behind it (272,314 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTRAMPnot enough volume behind it (36,315 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterEQRnot enough volume behind it (33,723 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterDIVILENDnot enough volume behind it (156,372 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSNAPCATnot enough volume behind it (502,816 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPENPEnot enough volume behind it (7,572 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFFAInot enough volume behind it (126,830 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterROARnot enough volume behind it (13,929 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterZFORGEnot enough volume behind it (432,102 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPENPEnot enough volume behind it (2,634 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterAPPAnot enough volume behind it (33,040 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterStonkflynot enough volume behind it (781,535 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRHnot enough volume behind it (48,800 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRESTOCKnot enough volume behind it (26,604 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterpaintnot enough volume behind it (268,106 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterARBTnot enough volume behind it (209,903 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterIOU-NOTHINGnot enough volume behind it (416,765 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (421,017 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPENPEit cannot be sold — honeypot
16:01:30filterBurstnot enough volume behind it (344,712 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterRobinCoinnot enough volume behind it (323,462 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterROBINCOINnot enough volume behind it (373,755 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFreedomnot enough volume behind it (647,377 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterNASDEXnot enough volume behind it (77,806 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterGAIAlow total fees (3,034 vs 5,000)
16:01:30filterTAOnot enough volume behind it (88,009 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterXPONSnot enough volume behind it (134,614 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTIMECOINnot enough volume behind it (36,422 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (249,868 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterDAISYnot enough volume behind it (125,219 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterGAYnot enough volume behind it (65,856 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterOrusnot enough volume behind it (48,041 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (235,785 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSSD5000not enough volume behind it (28,331 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPOOLEDnot enough volume behind it (89,192 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterLassonot enough volume behind it (278,571 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (56,095 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterAKAnot enough volume behind it (20,846 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFARMINGCROPNFTnot enough volume behind it (160,967 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterDAISYnot enough volume behind it (183,723 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterNVDAnot enough volume behind it (389,562 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (10,213 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterTHWAYnot enough volume behind it (70,909 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMachinot enough volume behind it (2,719 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterUMBRELLAnot enough volume behind it (24,268 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterBETAnot enough volume behind it (23,465 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (5,683 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSEQRnot enough volume behind it (5,320 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPATIENCEnot enough volume behind it (7,153 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (6,170 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMARIOnot enough volume behind it (11,508 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSlopz.Funnot enough volume behind it (5,989 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterATTENTIONnot enough volume behind it (708.73 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterBOMBITnot enough volume behind it (8,779 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterHMAG5not enough volume behind it (5,906 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterLGOLDnot enough volume behind it (5,913 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterSPIKEfinot enough volume behind it (5,912 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterPRHXnot enough volume behind it (5,923 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterFOMOnot enough volume behind it (2,655 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterYGcashnot enough volume behind it (5,877 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterEVERYTHINGnot enough volume behind it (16,145 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterINUVESTORnot enough volume behind it (10,293 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterEVERYTHINGnot enough volume behind it (5,905 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterCLIFTnot enough volume behind it (5,877 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterMERRYnot enough volume behind it (5,874 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30filterROCARDnot enough volume behind it (5,903 vs 1,000,000)
16:01:30scan—cycle noted
16:01:27monitorMARIOheld long enough — closing on time (1.01 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorXPONSheld long enough — closing on time (0.16 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorROBINCOINheld long enough — closing on time (1.00 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorMachiholding — no exit condition met (1.06 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorOrusheld long enough — closing on time (1.42 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorMARIOBROSheld long enough — closing on time (0.88 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorLassoholding — no exit condition met (1.00 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorPLORholding — no exit condition met (0.46 vs 3)
16:01:27monitorMARIOheld long enough — closing on time (3.36 vs 3)
16:01:27monitor—the exit failed too many times
16:01:27execute2 tokensno reason recorded×2
16:01:27signalLassoevery rule met — an entry is on the table (7.07 vs 5)
16:01:27signalMachievery rule met — an entry is on the table (6.44 vs 5)
16:01:27chartLassocleared this stage (7.07 vs 5)
16:01:27chartMachicleared this stage (6.44 vs 5)
16:01:27chartMONGdip too deep (70.46 vs 30)
16:01:27chartPONSMARKETdip too deep (91.55 vs 30)
16:01:27chartNeildip too deep (94.51 vs 30)
16:01:27chartGAYdip too deep (33.14 vs 30)
16:01:27chartASTROIDdip too deep (94.52 vs 30)
16:01:27chartPEGdip too deep (91.85 vs 30)
16:01:27chartPOOLEDdip too deep (42.19 vs 30)
16:01:27chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (-0.51 vs 5)
16:01:27chartFARMINGCROPNFTdip too deep (31.94 vs 30)
16:01:27chartDAISYthe dip never went deep enough (1.48 vs 5)
16:01:27chartNVDAdip too deep (33.62 vs 30)
16:01:27chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (-0.15 vs 5)
16:01:27chartMARIOdip too deep (60.68 vs 30)
16:01:27chartTHWAYdip too deep (32.11 vs 30)
16:01:27chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (1.44 vs 5)
16:01:27chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (0.59 vs 5)
16:01:27chartMARIOthe dip never went deep enough (1.20 vs 5)
16:01:27watchlist2 tokensalready seen, already decided×2
16:01:27filterCMElisted too long ago (62.77 vs 1)
16:01:27filterAMDlisted too long ago (1,673 vs 1)
16:01:27filterNOTEdex not allowed
16:01:27filterTSMlisted too long ago (908.06 vs 1)
16:01:27filterBABAlisted too long ago (231.95 vs 1)

Right now

14 running

Agents running

Strategies

Positions open

136

Win rate

42%

of closed trades ended up

Open positions

136 held · marked live

VLAD
Launch L3 Hold60 · held 1.5h
+104.8%
VLAD
Launch L5 Cap30 · held 1.5h
+103.6%
VLAD
Launch L2 TP5x · held 1.5h
+103.6%
VLAD
Launch L1 SL30 · held 1.5h
+103.6%
VLAD
Launch L0 · held 1.4h
+49.0%
Orus
Launch L1 SL30 · held 20m
+43.1%
TENEV
Launch L3 Hold60 · held 5.3h
+42.5%
Orus
Launch L3 Hold60 · held 21m
+41.9%
Elon
Mcap M3 TP1.5x · held 4.4h
+33.6%
Elon
Mcap M0 · held 4.4h
+33.6%
XCORP
Mcap M3 TP1.5x · held 19m
+26.1%
XCORP
Mcap M0 · held 19m
+26.1%
APPA
Mcap M0 · held 19m
+25.3%
APPA
Mcap M3 TP1.5x · held 19m
+24.7%

Latest exits

most recent first

Token	Strategy	Held	ETH	Result
MARIO 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Launch L0	25m	+0.0479	+239.4%
MARIOBROS 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Launch L0	25m	−0.0036	−17.9%
SUSHISTOCK 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Kayle	3.1h	−0.0082	−81.9%
MARIO 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Mcap M0	25m	−0.0059	−29.7%
FLY 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Mcap M0	25m	+0.0328	+164.1%
XPONS 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Launch L5 Cap30	21m	−0.0170	−84.8%
ZFORGE 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Mcap M3 TP1.5x	25m	+0.0137	+68.6%
MARIO 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Launch L3 Hold60	25m	+0.0465	+232.6%
ZFORGE 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Mcap M0	25m	+0.0137	+68.6%
TENEV 10 Sept, 16:01 UTC	Mcap M3 TP1.5x	25m	+0.0033	+16.3%

How the desk is wired

Capital: Every agent runs in simulation — no wallet is configured and no swap has been broadcast. Each scoreboard row is tagged SIM.
Chain: Robinhood Chain — an Arbitrum Nitro L2, gas in ETH, roughly 100ms blocks.
Sizing: Strategies commit different amounts per entry, so the scoreboard is ranked by average return rather than by absolute result — otherwise it would be ranking bet sizes.
Pricing: Positions are marked against live market data on every cycle, not against the quote that opened them.
Not shown: Wallet addresses, transaction hashes and full strategy configuration. This page is a window onto the decisions, not the plumbing.

03 / Analyses

What it found
when it looked closer.

Every token the desk actually buys gets a full write-up — supply, holders, the deployer's history, how the launch went. The ones already published are here.

Published write-ups

192 published · 2,757 queued

04 / Discipline

Mostly, the answer
is no.

An agent earns its keep by what it declines. Every test below was run against a real token in the last 96 hours, and almost all of them ended the same way — a rule was not met, so nothing happened.

From decision to trade

last 96h · share of all decisions

01Decisions logged
100%2,453,836
every test the engine ran against a real token
02Refused
92%2,266,170
a rule was not met — the token's, the chart's, or the desk's own spending cap
03Cleared to a signal
0.3%7,705
every rule met at once
04Trades closed
0.1%2,736
entered and exited inside the same window

05 / Scoreboard

Every strategy,
ranked by what it returned.

The same market, the same window, different rules. The ones in the red stay on the board — that is the point of running them all at once.

Standings

17 entrants

#	Strategy	Trades	Win rate	Avg	Best	Median hold	Result ETH
01	sim	32	47%	+20%	+269%	1.0h	+0.092
02	sim	35	37%	+18%	+176%	12.0h	+0.626
03	sim	35	49%	+13%	+247%	20m	+0.088
04	sim	2	50%	+10%	+20%	17m	+0.002
05	sim	506	47%	+7%	+353%	20m	+0.295
06	sim	496	40%	+6%	+429%	1.0h	+0.320
07	sim	501	43%	+6%	+338%	20m	+0.209
08	sim	511	45%	+5%	+557%	21m	+0.060
09	sim	23	43%	+1%	+63%	2.5h	+0.033
10	sim	36	39%	+1%	+81%	2.5h	+0.038
11	sim	28	50%	−0%	+69%	1.0d	−0.012
12	sim	163	44%	−2%	+194%	1.0h	−0.108
13	sim	75	36%	−3%	+333%	3.0h	−0.020
14	sim	160	38%	−6%	+301%	1.0h	−0.302
15	sim	151	29%	−10%	+388%	4.1h	−0.293
16	sim	1	0%	−59%	−59%	23m	−0.012
17	sim	0	—	—	—	—	0.000

06 / The system

Not a bot with a threshold.
An analyst that never sleeps.

Everything above came out of one loop, running every minute: read the chain, take the token apart, decide, size it, and write down why. The strategies are the dial settings — the machine is what turns them.

Reads the chain

Every new pool on Robinhood Chain, screened on volume, liquidity and market cap before anything else runs. Hundreds of tokens a day narrowed to the few worth a second look.

Takes the token apart

Supply concentration, bundler and sniper wallets, the deployer's other launches, transfer taxes, honeypot checks — the things that decide whether a chart is even real.

Writes the analysis

Tokens that clear the rules get a full report: the dip, the holders, the launch, the liquidity, and a verdict in plain English. Published here as they are finished.

Trades its own rules

Entry, take profit, stop loss and holding time are fixed before the trade opens, and the exit is marked to what actually came back — never to the quote that opened it.

Runs in parallel

17 strategies compete on the same market at the same time. One market, one window, different rules — which is the only honest way to find out which rules are worth having.

Says no by default

294 refusals for every signal. The agent does nothing unless every condition is met at once, and the reason it declined is written down either way.

Shows its working

Every decision on this page came from the engine's own log, with the measurement that produced it. Nothing is summarised after the fact, and nothing that lost money has been left out.

Your rules next

Run your own
on the same rails.

Define the conditions, deploy an agent, and watch it work in the same detail you just read.

Deploy your agent →Read the docs

The desk,in the open.

Marked to every close,including the bad ones.

Watch itmake up its mind.

What it foundwhen it looked closer.

Meowsla

MOON

Quanta

AIROBIN

TTT

PORT

UPS

Quanta

PORT

Mostly, the answeris no.

Every strategy,ranked by what it returned.

High Volume Launches - 200k Vol/6min

Mcap M0

1M+ SL

Launch L2 TP5x

Launch L3 Hold60

Mcap M2 Dip70

2M+ SL

Launch L5 Cap30

1M+ NoSL

1M+ NoSL-Twin

Mcap M1 Gate1M

Launch L4 Dip30

Mcap M4 Hold4h

Mcap M3 TP1.5x

Vol 1M | Dip 75% | No SL

Launch L0

Launch L1 SL30

Not a bot with a threshold.An analyst that never sleeps.